i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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