if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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