I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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