Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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