And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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