Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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