i permit you to call me
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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