You were right. It hurts to walk today.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
You coming home soon, man?
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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