so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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