Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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