we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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