when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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