thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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