White coat. Heels.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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