Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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