but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Randomize