Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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