Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I smell like Dick and happiness
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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