i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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