Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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