So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
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I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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