i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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