I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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