I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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