But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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