Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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