last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
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I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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