Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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