Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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