I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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