So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Randomize
