I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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