On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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