Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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