i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Mom said you looked used
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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