Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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