Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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