You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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