If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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