Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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