Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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