First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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