My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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