I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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