You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
