the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
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Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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