Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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