And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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