evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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