my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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