i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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