Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
not ubering you a puppy
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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