If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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