bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
