A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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