Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I have fence marks all over my body
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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