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• (309): View more from Illinois

  dude do u know what u did last night?

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  do i wanna know???

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  you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  happy early fathers day!!!

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  im not a father

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  about that...

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• (949): View more from California

  if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.

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  yay hump day

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!

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